Procedure to Follow in the Event That Building 245 is Attacked by Vikings

Since the decline of the Carolingian Empire in the 10th century, Building 245 of the NASA Ames Research Center has been subject to periodic raids by Viking marauders. These marauders generally attack in search of gold, religious icons, and other forms of plunder. The NASA Ames Barbarian Affairs Office has established the following procedures for defense against Viking raids:

Defense Against Viking Raids

1.0 Complete a DARC-820AD -- 'Identifying a Barbarian Attack' 
    -- to determine if the visitors are Viking raiders.
   1.1 Are the strangers wearing weapons, helmets, and armor?
   1.2 Do the strangers lack trade goods or other evidence 
       that they might only be peaceful merchants?
   1.3 Do the strangers have NASA Ames visitor ID badges?
      1.31 If so, do these badges identify the visitors as 
           Viking raiders?

2.0 Fill out Viking Raid Logbook in Division Office.

3.0 Complete an FF-1066AD -- 'Report of Viking Raid'
   3.1 Section I -- Identity of the attackers
      3.11 Nationality (if not Norwegian, Swedish, Danish, or
           Frisian check 'Other').
      3.12 Name of leader (include name of family and clan)
      3.13 Under 'Religion' check either 'Pagan' or 
   3.2 Section II -- Program Office Review
      3.21 Check 'Unclassified'.
      3.22 Originating NASA Organization (NASA Ames Research
      3.23 Type in Division Chief.
      3.24 Type in Mail Code under 'Office Code'.
      3.25 Type in Mail Code under 'Program Office and Code'.
   3.3 Write cover letter to NASA Headquarters.

4.0 Assemble the FF-1066AD package.  Separate and assemble the
    FF-1066AD with four (4) copies of cover letter as follows:
   4.1 First Page (white) -- attach cover letter to the back.  
       On the side write: DO/218-2.
   4.2 Second Page (green) -- attach cover letter to the back. 
       On the side write: S/200-7.
   4.3 Third Page (pink) -- attach cover letter to the back.  
       On the side write: SS/245-1.
   4.4 Fourth Page (yellow) -- attach cover letter to the 
       back.  On the side write: Branch Code and Mail Stop 

5.0 Finish DARC-820AD -- staple copies of letter to 
    Headquarters (Step 3.3) to the back.

6.0 Forward DARC-820AD and FF-1066AD package to Division 
    Office for signatures.
   6.1 Division Chief will forward DARC-820AD and letters to 
       secretary to file in author's file.
   6.2 Division Office will sign FF-1066AD, date all copies, 
       and forward them as follows:
      6.21 Original: to Document Control Clerk.
      6.21 Others: to Branch Office and Directorate Office.

7.0 Take refuge in the hills until the raiders are gone.

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